MadMadameMIC

Twitter.com/_heymichie
alwayslivefree:

no one should be as horny as I am 98% of the time

alwayslivefree:

no one should be as horny as I am 98% of the time

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I love when

I reblog something and I think to myself, “I bet ‘so-and-so’ will reblog this”, and then they do! Lol

  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal